Asswipe Meter app for Android v1.0 released.

Check the faq.

Android Market Link

Asswipe Meter for Android on AppBrain

Douche Meter app for Android v1.4 released.

Download from the Android Market

Or On AppBrain:

Douche Meter for Android on AppBrain

Change log:

v1.5
    Install to SD card

v1.4

• Set custom values for high and low when using the trick bar.
• Set these values under Settings -Trick Bar Settings -Low Score Text / High Score Text

v1.3

• Added Themes
• 6 to choose from
• Added Help and Settings menus

v1.2

• UI Enhancement
• Menu added for links to help
• New "trick bar"
• The green bar at the bottom of the screen can be used to trick your friends!
• Pressing on the left of the bar will always result in a 0% result. 
• Pressing on the right of the bar will always result in a 100% result.
• Press the middle of the bar to return to normal scanning mode.
• To trick your friends,  press the left side of the bar and scan yourself.  Then subtly press the right side of the bar and hand it to a friend.  (see video below)